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Where, where. You really know how to sell politics Simple Jack.
simple Jack got me thinking about NZAO Supplejack. Noted by Solander when Cook visited. Supplejack could be a sort of spine. It could be used to fashion simple shelters when we are bereft of those after weather and wealthy financial vultures’ predations. I pass on this from wikipedia on supplejack:
It can grow 2 inches a day in summer. It sends vines high up trunks when it matures, though may start as small bush, and A kind of climbing plant called the supple Jack by our Sailors, on account of its pliancy, bears red berries, something similar to cherries, & runs up the highest trees, climbs over to another, & after having made its way over many of them, it often comes again down & strikes fresh roots.
I am noting useful information for future use, since our own people have chosen to overturn our settled systems and we don’t know what new madness may come upon us further destroying what had worked ‘pretty well’.
Nicola has allowed me to buy a new plane so she can have my speaking spot on the tiles for once.
Helecopper, Mr IS CLOTHS speaking, like a political prop.
“No, I’m not concerned about what Nicola does behind my back – face it, anyone that blows over half a $billion for no boats is mostly a threat to herself.”
“But what about the ordinary NZers who are paying for that?”
“What about ’em? They don’t donate – why would I care?”
No wonder so little good is done in Parliament that’s well thought out and effective for the country, they’ve been taken over by the feel-good group and their ritual of circling and carrying out the 21 rules adapted for ‘political ouija board.’** Better off trying flashmob Bristol UK *zorba circles.
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vByc0K1wHes&list=PL_KnWSz32JZ-NI1LMCZAst8qSkaM-VFt8&index=8
** https://thoughtcatalog.com/erin-cossetta/2018/03/21-ouija-board-rules-everyone-needs-to-know-before-they-start-playing/
All I said was I have some spare deodorant
Let’s be clear here, Watt I will say to you is once we (our mates)own the conservation estate we will sell it & make NZ great again.
Karen makes a power play, meanwhile these low energy guys only have one Watt between them.
cant call them cunts because they lack the depth and the warmth of one