Political Caption Competition
I want this pan fried and served with garlic do you understand.
I want this pan fried and served with garlic do you understand.

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Right-wing ‘conservation’: stuff up the climate while fawning over an endangered bird.
Compass need 500 a day – can you do that many?
That would be in bad taste I think. And the handler looks concerned, the claws seem worn away , not getting enough calcium, or been running through too many dairy cow ‘pats’ where once homely native trees used to be.
I’m firing ‘back office’ guy in the green jacket.
“make sure it works with Tip Top we don’t want any bad wind when we go to the movies”
The actual NZ Herald headline reads…
“On The Up: Waikato kiwi translocation season 2025 another record-breaker”
It could well mean Waikato and record number of kiwis translocate to Australia.
Kiwi handler tells finance minister “under National, all kiwi’s are fucked”!
ACT hunters getting Pork Joneses lunch .