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When you are being told you’re being divisive from those doing the dividing
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
“Everyone must Go”
Obtaining ingredients for the new $0.05 Compass school lunches.
Super-excited to be subserviently thigh-deep in crud.
Delivering Dave’s dirty work.
This fucking moat won’t keep the bottom feeders from my castle
Maybe Trump will like this canal instead of panama I will give it to him for xmas .
Luxon: I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
NZ public: He’s taking us up shit creek.
Luxon: “Help me out boys, I’m not used to this manual labour stuff.”
David: “I delegate that job to Winston.”
Winston: “Hey sunshine, I’m the Deputy, I’ll do the delegating, and can’t you see I’m busy striking a pose.”
Damn I’ve broken my shovel. But all’s well, Winston’s got a bigger one and he’s a real handyman – a tool at the right time.
But but but being PM is still my wettest dream
Luxie : We’re going for growth ! But you know guys we only get chump change with 98% going off-shore ?
Winnie: STFU Lux, at least there’s a job for you and no migrants digging our ditches.
Little Dave: Who gives a F# ? It’s all ’bout Optics guys because The power rush is orgasmic.
Digging his own watery grave
The Libertarian List of the recent scumbags – ” they don’t have Rights it’s all their own fault.”
* Security guards denying little Dave’s right to endanger others.
* Muslim kids being ungrateful
* Wanaka’s residents for protecting their environment and existing businesses
* Women who menstruate….
Oooops we’re running out of ” we’re all equal ” people !