Political Caption Competition

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1. “Everyone must Go”

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2. Obtaining ingredients for the new $0.05 Compass school lunches.

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3. Super-excited to be subserviently thigh-deep in crud.

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4. Delivering Dave’s dirty work.

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5. This fucking moat won’t keep the bottom feeders from my castle

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6. Maybe Trump will like this canal instead of panama I will give it to him for xmas .

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7. Luxon: I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
   NZ public: He’s taking us up shit creek.

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8. Luxon: “Help me out boys, I’m not used to this manual labour stuff.”
   David: “I delegate that job to Winston.”
   Winston: “Hey sunshine, I’m the Deputy, I’ll do the delegating, and can’t you see I’m busy striking a pose.”

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9. Damn I’ve broken my shovel. But all’s well, Winston’s got a bigger one and he’s a real handyman – a tool at the right time.

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10. But but but being PM is still my wettest dream

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11. Luxie : We’re going for growth ! But you know guys we only get chump change with 98% going off-shore ?

    Winnie: STFU Lux, at least there’s a job for you and no migrants digging our ditches.

    Little Dave: Who gives a F# ? It’s all ’bout Optics guys because The power rush is orgasmic.

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12. Digging his own watery grave

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13. The Libertarian List of the recent scumbags – ” they don’t have Rights it’s all their own fault.”
    * Security guards denying little Dave’s right to endanger others.
    * Muslim kids being ungrateful
    * Wanaka’s residents for protecting their environment and existing businesses
    * Women who menstruate….

    Oooops we’re running out of ” we’re all equal ” people !

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