Political Caption Competition
The Mini me of NZ Politics

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

Ahead of Budget 2026, Hāpai Te Hauora called for a budget that listens. A budget that responds to what communities…

“Budget 2026 pushes the science system into a quiet purgatory, with zero announcements from the Minister’s office since 1 April,”…

A coalition promise to “ensure Plunket is funded to do their job properly” was forgotten in Budget 26, NZNO says….

The Government owes New Zealand mothers an explanation after admitting it falsely claimed all women would immediately be entitled to…
National are responsible for health workers leaving for Aussie in droves and underfunding GP practices so much so that the country is now short on GP’s
Let’s have a wet T-shirt competition. Throw water on white fabric to reveal a huge set of boobs. We’ll call one Shane and the other Simeon.
Oh come on all these short jokes, poor guy, that’s a low low low really low blow.
” Mummy, mummy aren’t I clever. I gave Hamilton 4 short sections of inner city road a speed increase to gain 12 seconds. Now the hazard sign can read ‘ Warning queue around corner arrives faster.’ ”
Thank goodness Nicola bought those $30 million math books.
The furry little cheese nibbler
Small but perfectly formed?
Thankyou TDB, for bringing this to my attention. My first actions will be to promote smaller size t shirts, not just SM, but extra small and extra extra small. Plus I will issue an edict to pharmac for maximum strength growth hormone to be made OTC. I love TDB, the working group is a particular favorite, keep it up guys.
And I’m going to increase the speed limits for porters in the hospital. That will increase productivity.