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Dr Hannibal Lester – here to amputate and cannibalise Public Health
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There was a Yarpie named Lester
Who allowed public health to fester
Three days a week
He made things look bleak
Taking the piss like an over paid jester.
He makes me feel sick
I would improve quick
If Lester applied old-style blood-letting to gov’nment.