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Dr Hannibal Lester – here to amputate and cannibalise Public Health
Dr Hannibal Lester – here to amputate and cannibalise Public Health

1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…

From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.

Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.

Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
You expect me to unthinkingly apply the same discredited, brain-dead formula I’ve been using since the 1980’s for just $300k pa?!!
Levy rejects accusations of being disdainful towards staff
I think I saw someone who works in the ‘back office’.
Now listen to me good Shane baby cheeks, cos I’m about to make you an offer you can’t refuse … got it?
Monsieur Corleone?
Jeez did you drop your guts Shane!
‘Yes, we are issuing pamphlets that tell people on waiting lists how they can have surgery at home. Family, friends neighbours, – community healthcare you know.’
Filipino immigrants to NZ/AO in the psychic surgery discipline are due to rise in numbers soon. Psychic surgery is a pseudoscientific medical fraud in which practitioners create the illusion of performing surgery with their bare hands and use sleight of hand, fake blood, and animal parts to convince the patient that diseased lesions have been removed and that the incision has spontaneously healed.
Psychic surgery – Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Psychic_surgery
There was a Yarpie named Lester
Who allowed public health to fester
Three days a week
He made things look bleak
Taking the piss like an over paid jester.
He makes me feel sick
I would improve quick
If Lester applied old-style blood-letting to gov’nment.