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And that’s when I told David Seymour and Uncle Winston they could pass any crazy shit as long as they made me the Prime Minister.
The End
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I did not Quit. Isn’t that what Robert the Bruce said in Scotland! How good if someone could show that child how to maneouvre to get rid of impositions. Perhaps Luxon will be good for something. So remember the Bruce! Robert the Bruce | Biography & Facts | Britannica
Robert the Bruce (born July 11, 1274—died June 7, 1329…) was the king of Scotland (1306–29), who freed Scotland from English rule, winning the decisive Battle of Bannockburn (1314) and ultimately confirming Scottish independence in the Treaty of Northampton (1328).
What colour car do you live in, small person ?
Book title – ” I Did Not Quit “.
I was shocked at abuse in State care.
So instead little Jimmy , I took away your lunch.
Then your parent’s job was cut. Then sanctions that cut their money for warm clothes so you’re in shorts…
then guess what Jimmy , next week you’re out of zone for this school because I’ve put in place ” no cause evictions “.
And I’m just working on policy bit by bit little Jimmy to annihilate any identity connections you have so you can qualify for CAMP where you’ll get some new boots…
I did not quit !
And as the gas expanded the flaccid, white bread dough just kept rising up out of the suit.
“ I dress up too. I dress up in pyjamas and I ask a photographer to take photos of me in my pyjamas.”
“ Have you got your lunch money? “
And then the monster grew up, found a low paying job at the fire department.
He couldn’t afford to have kids because the cost of caves was so high, and he was struggling paying my very high weekly rent forever, and ever, the end.
Now that’s a happy ending ending isn’t it? Especially the part where he is paying me rent for the rest of his life.
Did you read that in Maurice Sendak’s Where the Wild Things Are? And look – Sendak is using a Yiddish idea. The Jewish are so clever, they must be saved from themselves or we will lose so much. I don’t think Luxon comes near the mark, … “Wild Things”, a term inspired by the Yiddish expression “vilde chaya” (“wild animals”), used to indicate boisterous children.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Oompa Loompa doompety-dee
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‘And that my young monster is why we have made smoking cheaper….we don’t want you to quit’