Political Caption Competition
‘I wish you were my dad’

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A scaramouche! Scaramouche! And a simp baby, thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me!
Simeon looks like a nice lad, what is he doing involved with the Natactacks? And Shane Jones may yet choose a heraldic shield of a rooster on a roof, turning and filling with sufficient wind; a better icon though than a political fiddler on the roof.
Where are we heading you may ask….well…we’re heading straight for rack and ruin…THAT’S where we are heading…any questions from the floor?… No?…..Yes well i didn’t think so …It’s all pretty self explanatory really!!
Pence and Trump, Noo Zild style.
“They told me I was invited to a blue movie that had lots of “Energy”.
In a few short years…
Chip’n’fish.
Simeon Brown unveils energy source for Northlands wind farm.