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This is what Simeon Brown thinks being Transport Minister is all about, ribbon cutting photo ops and touching a shovel
This is what Simeon Brown thinks being Transport Minister is all about, ribbon cutting photo ops and touching a shovel

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It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
Steven Joyce runs auditions to find fiscal hole.
Simeon Brown uses baby shovel which is highly appropriate.
Ah… the smiles on the faces of the grave robbers…
A shame that the truck load of Einsatzgruppen missed that appointment and so that lot didn’t have to occupy the holes that they were ordered to dig for themselves.
The Dirt Diggers of Bowen Street.
Chop up the Countdown rats, grill with garlic and ginger, swallow.
Rat-catching auditions for Countdown. Part One.
Ah, the boys holding their own.
Somehow reminds me of that story about Marie Antoinette and her lady attendants dressing up as milkmaids for a frolic.
Spades, not shovels. And good ones. Spear and Jackson by the look of it. When you have finished with them for propaganda purposes, Simeon old mate, send them up to our marae. We will put them to good use in our mara kai.
Right wing gloats after burying consciences.
Simeon looks proud that he is the only one with a National colour-coded spade handle.
Poor guy third from right has no spade as a result of Natz broad cost cutting measures.