Political Caption Competition – Curb Your Enthusiasm Chippy

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1. Reactionary Bratwurst…
   Please call 0800 mental healthline.

2. “ Is that a motorbike I see before me ? “

3. Question 22. Do you have any difficulty remembering or concentrating ? Washing all over or dressing ?

4. Hipkins: Jacinda was a victim of misogyny
   also Hipkins: Fumbles attempt to define the group that is the target of misogyny.
   also Hipkins: Identity is subjective we define it ourselves.

   Implications:
   – Identity is subjective, it’s only misogyny if the perpetrator believes they are abusing a women. A sharp fall in misogyny is accompanied by a sharp rise in abuse we cannot define.
   – Identity is subjective then for the sake of global peace we must declare all Pākehā men are trans-female-Māori and end white-cis-male violence in an instant.
   – If we choose our own identity then homosexuals must choose to be gay. After all they are already same-gender attracted. The role a physical body plays in attraction only matters to bigoted genital essentialists.

   In unrelated news hardline traditional conservatives, evangelical christians, queer theorists and Marama Davidson all claim victory.

5. Cis Hipkins… catchy

6. What will it all mean in this looking-glass world?
   “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”
   https://www.wsj.com/articles/notable-quotable-through-the-looking-glassnotable-quotable-1435355391 (This quote appropriately from the Wall Street Journal collection.)

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