Political Caption Competition
‘Aspiration’ according to National.

God Sean Plunket is a sanctimonious prick. The great Free Speech Champion Sean Plunket cries tears over me using my…
The greatest argument the elites can make when attacking the Green Party Tax policy is that the mega wealthy will…

Chippy has warned voters that a vote for TOP might be a wasted vote, but when Labour won an unprecedented…

How was LynnMall attacker Ahamed Samsudeen radicalised, inquest asks Just how was the man who stabbed six people in an…

David Seymour announced yesterday that veteran Broadcaster and man with very questionable taste in hats, Paul Henry is now running…

We are all heart broken to hear of the passing of Sam Neill – he was a phenomenal acting talent…
Pollie likes watching people in the bath.
National women show they can keep abreast of difficulties and spur on the more cloistered and conservative male members to invest enthusiasm for the cause.
Luxon visits the day’s volunteer stirrers and shakers as they enthusiastically wash the National dirty linen.
” Hey guys, is this McGehan Close”?
“ We have a problem my lord Luxon, the water is bad and the land is unproductive “.
Dr Faust’s medically approved, electrically thirsty, environmentally go fuck yourself, heavily camouflaged sheep dip, Super Luxon National 2000. See it at a building site near you…
Everything was going swimmingly until an evil leprechaun jumped out of the bushes…