Political Caption Competition
Attention everyone, I want to be your next Captain and I’m a bit of an arsehole.
People with 7 properties or more into the lifeboats first, Bottom Feeders last!
Attention everyone, I want to be your next Captain and I’m a bit of an arsehole.
People with 7 properties or more into the lifeboats first, Bottom Feeders last!

God Sean Plunket is a sanctimonious prick. The great Free Speech Champion Sean Plunket cries tears over me using my…
The greatest argument the elites can make when attacking the Green Party Tax policy is that the mega wealthy will…

Chippy has warned voters that a vote for TOP might be a wasted vote, but when Labour won an unprecedented…

How was LynnMall attacker Ahamed Samsudeen radicalised, inquest asks Just how was the man who stabbed six people in an…

David Seymour announced yesterday that veteran Broadcaster and man with very questionable taste in hats, Paul Henry is now running…

We are all heart broken to hear of the passing of Sam Neill – he was a phenomenal acting talent…
You mean we are heading for Honolulu already? I thought we had a stopover at Te Puke.
Beam me up Scotty !! ..and make it quick !!!…..I need to get the fuck out of here… pronto !!!!
Damn that’s what I was going to put. Good one Grant! I think you’re onto a winner there, with totally appropriate use of exclamation marks!!! Grant for PM?
“Hello, hello is that the Government, we need a bailout”
“Ahhh and that’s why I get the big bucks”.
” Big Mac family combo upsized x4 with 5 litrs of that scum sucking poor drink… Coke Zero Sugar. What? No, no tip! “
“How does thing work, hello, hello”?
I want to know why homeless people cannot just move to their holiday homes