Political Caption Competition
Attention everyone, I want to be your next Captain and I’m a bit of an arsehole.
People with 7 properties or more into the lifeboats first, Bottom Feeders last!
Attention everyone, I want to be your next Captain and I’m a bit of an arsehole.
People with 7 properties or more into the lifeboats first, Bottom Feeders last!


He had a ‘feeling’. That’s his justification for an illegal war with Iran. A ‘feeling’. I think the biggest danger…

Bad week to be a National, ACT, NZF redneck climate denier. Turns out the ‘socialist hoax’ is actually happening far…

Look. Winston is playing to the worst angels of our nature and is drawing voter support from the sub 5%…

Most honest meme of 2026

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land Sanction Israel Gaza‘s growing…
You mean we are heading for Honolulu already? I thought we had a stopover at Te Puke.
Beam me up Scotty !! ..and make it quick !!!…..I need to get the fuck out of here… pronto !!!!
Damn that’s what I was going to put. Good one Grant! I think you’re onto a winner there, with totally appropriate use of exclamation marks!!! Grant for PM?
“Hello, hello is that the Government, we need a bailout”
“Ahhh and that’s why I get the big bucks”.
” Big Mac family combo upsized x4 with 5 litrs of that scum sucking poor drink… Coke Zero Sugar. What? No, no tip! “
“How does thing work, hello, hello”?
I want to know why homeless people cannot just move to their holiday homes