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See, I’m approachable. I’m wearing a Rugby shirt in my perfect marble mansion! Sometimes when I wanted to get really working class at Air NZ, I’d talk to the pilots!
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Political Caption Competition
Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Like the original crusaders destroy everything, and as for policy, nup, got nothing.
Thank God for Labours brilliant last 8 years.
Also wears flip flops and assembles barbecues in car parks when cameras are around. Once went to Bunnings.
Look here bottom feeders, vote for me; I’m wearing red.
“Jesus told me to slash and burn the bottom feeders just like the real Crusaders!”
“ I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
And I pity
Any boy who isn’t me tonight.”
“Got myself a nice little income stream merching boys’ clobber.”
Luxon had a lightbulb moment.