Political Caption Competition
Love is in the air (so is the wuhan virus), everywhere I look around
Love is in the air (so is the wuhan virus), every sight and every sound
Love is in the air (so is the wuhan virus), everywhere I look around
Love is in the air (so is the wuhan virus), every sight and every sound

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

TVNZ Polls are seen as the sensible and most boring of the polling in NZ, for them to be showing…

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
Xi Jinping was a senile old king,
Who loved playing with his tiny wee thing.
He did sit on his throne and grandly intone:
“I think this coronavirus lark is nearly over!”
Well the cadres they groaned,
And most of them moaned,
Because outside more people kept keeling over…
Good one.
Love in the time of Corona.
If we have to wear this outfit every time we go outside, I think I prefer that green colour you’re wearing. Look I picked the last of the flowers before they die like the others, can you do that preservation thing with them – press or dry them – so we can keep them to remember.
Here are some flowers I picked for the grave.
I, _Soymon_______, take you, ____Yikun____, to be my lawful rich list MP donar…. in sickness and health, for richer for poorer, until death do us part.
Yikun “I do.”