Political Caption Competition
Love is in the air (so is the wuhan virus), everywhere I look around
Love is in the air (so is the wuhan virus), every sight and every sound
Love is in the air (so is the wuhan virus), everywhere I look around
Love is in the air (so is the wuhan virus), every sight and every sound

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Xi Jinping was a senile old king,
Who loved playing with his tiny wee thing.
He did sit on his throne and grandly intone:
“I think this coronavirus lark is nearly over!”
Well the cadres they groaned,
And most of them moaned,
Because outside more people kept keeling over…
Good one.
Love in the time of Corona.
If we have to wear this outfit every time we go outside, I think I prefer that green colour you’re wearing. Look I picked the last of the flowers before they die like the others, can you do that preservation thing with them – press or dry them – so we can keep them to remember.
Here are some flowers I picked for the grave.
I, _Soymon_______, take you, ____Yikun____, to be my lawful rich list MP donar…. in sickness and health, for richer for poorer, until death do us part.
Yikun “I do.”