Political Caption Competition
Not one dodgy $100k donation, but TWO dodgy $100k donations.
Not one dodgy $100k donation, but TWO dodgy $100k donations.

A Marxist, the co-Leader of the Greens, a political commentator, an Environmental activist, the President of the Māori Party…

Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference
Simon resorts to sign language to release a policy ..
Latest white supremicist filmed outside parliament buildings signalling I’m O K.
“Here’s hoping the SFO still believes the complete bullshit that I knew nothing about our dodgy donations!”
“I still can’t tie my own shoelaces – but there’s a very good chance I’ll be your next prime minister!”
Simon crosses his fingers he won’t be implicated in more dodgy National donation scams yet to come …
And they’ve only found two!
No, thats the two non dodgy donations he’s excited about – up 200% from last year.
And the roads attack adds that worked so well, COL fell for it and implemented Natz policy instead of their own for public transport!
You’ve missed the point. Provide a caption then.