Political Caption Competition
Yes Master, how may I serve you?

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The Mongrel Mob meth rehabilitation programme worked. But in New Zealand, looking tough on gangs matters more than reducing addiction.

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A new US-led Pacific “kill web” linking Japan, South Korea and the Philippines signals how rapidly the Indo-Pacific is militarising.

Pow. Suddenly National have dropped the facade of being centrist and is leaning into open malice for those their remaining…

The best thing about RNZ is its close connection with the Deep State via its Wellington Public Service cronyism. Whenever…
Gosh how astonishing, fake news from the National party, just told me you were dead, Winston.
Winston is laughing at his own joke (which he does) while the probable USA top banana looks puzzled.
He doesn’t understand that Winston is retelling Billy T. James’ about orders to keep his jokes politically correct:
“he made me take upon myself the American Pledge of Allegiance which says and I quote; I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and the Republic for which it stands, and when it is one nation under God with freedom and justice for everyone; including Horis, Coconuts, Chinks, Wogs, Niggers, Poms and [???].
https://truebluenz.com/2012/09/06/billy-t-james-on-horis-coconuts-chinks-wogs-niggers-and-poms/