Political Caption Competition
National Party Climate Crisis Policy Team

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
This picture is a metaphore for something more lurid.
Water drawn from NZ rivers is not as clean as it used to be
An exciting new innovation in NZ – we can now combine two exciting dollar-earners, rockets and re-engineered milk for fuel. We are so punching above our weight!
Officials call in water cannon to support pro-Beijing students on Auckland campuses.
using party approved Sanlu milk.