Political Caption Competition

The look of terror on John Howard’s face at being photographed with Judith Collins is priceless.

The look of terror on John Howard’s face at being photographed with Judith Collins is priceless.

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Today was one of the worst days. I awoke at 5am to do an interview on Ryan Bridges’ Newstalk ZB…
Hotpants Howard: “Phwoar! I’d get my Viagra out for you Judith!”
Oravida Collins: “Take your hand off my arse John, you horrible old slaphead!”
Judith squeezed hard with her left hand, raised a botoxed eyebrow, and whispered “double-bunking”.
Is he still alive? I thought he was dead…so it must be Howard’s a…Wake.
Howard’s End…