Political Caption Competition

How happy does Winston look having to be on The AM Show?

How happy does Winston look having to be on The AM Show?

God Sean Plunket is a sanctimonious prick. The great Free Speech Champion Sean Plunket cries tears over me using my…
The greatest argument the elites can make when attacking the Green Party Tax policy is that the mega wealthy will…

Chippy has warned voters that a vote for TOP might be a wasted vote, but when Labour won an unprecedented…

How was LynnMall attacker Ahamed Samsudeen radicalised, inquest asks Just how was the man who stabbed six people in an…

David Seymour announced yesterday that veteran Broadcaster and man with very questionable taste in hats, Paul Henry is now running…

We are all heart broken to hear of the passing of Sam Neill – he was a phenomenal acting talent…
He can looked as fucked up as he likes, and, the more stubble this better. Tell it like it is WP
… don’t hold the niceties you grumpy old bastard and , thank God there is still one like you left in town
I stopped animals having a death face like mine, by ending the use of 1080.
A face like a smacked bum …
“Well I’m not a pretty face – without assistance.
“In the morning, a night owl needs sufficient time to re-hydrate the consequences of an overdose of diuretics.
“But wait ! There’s more.
“I’ll slay you with my 180 degree ‘killer’ smile.”
“I have nothing to offer but blood, iron and race horses…”
Attributed to Bismark before he was sunk in the Atlantic…