Political Caption Competition

How happy does Winston look having to be on The AM Show?

How happy does Winston look having to be on The AM Show?

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
He can looked as fucked up as he likes, and, the more stubble this better. Tell it like it is WP
… don’t hold the niceties you grumpy old bastard and , thank God there is still one like you left in town
I stopped animals having a death face like mine, by ending the use of 1080.
A face like a smacked bum …
“Well I’m not a pretty face – without assistance.
“In the morning, a night owl needs sufficient time to re-hydrate the consequences of an overdose of diuretics.
“But wait ! There’s more.
“I’ll slay you with my 180 degree ‘killer’ smile.”
“I have nothing to offer but blood, iron and race horses…”
Attributed to Bismark before he was sunk in the Atlantic…