Political Caption Competition

The Māori Party

On last nights ‘The Bradbury Group’, political commentator Matthew Hooton said that Prime Minister Chris Luxon was going to lose…

Fresh from military action in Gaza (where their war crimes were so extreme they technically breached Genocide thresholds), America and…

National tumble 3.5% in the latest Roy Morgan Poll while the Greens bounce 4% up! National – 31 Labour –…

The attack on Iran by the US Trump regime and the Israeli apartheid regime are war crimes that threaten another economic…

Responses to the US-Israeli crime of aggression from member states of the US-led Five Eyes intelligence network place them among…
Have benefit sanctions actually worked? Benefit sanctions have not worked – probably largely because there are not enough jobs for…
“Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why don’t we?”
Assimilationist! Colonial overreach! Treaty denial! Revisionists! Racists! Stirrers!
Ruled by equal parts thieves and fools, the prospects for NZ are not encouraging.
The real tui is ERU and the white one is the Tamihere party
“Look, Gary, everyone else is doing the all-black thing this season. It’s called being a trendsetter.”
Black Tui: “Call yourself a tui? You look ridiculous. Sod off and hang out with those bellbirds over there”.
White Tui: “Look, I bloody told you earlier. My black feathers are at the dry cleaners!”.
White Tui: When’s it going to snow already? I stand out like a beacon and the cats keep chasing my ass.
Regular Tui: Bugger off, you’re disturbing my zen.