Political Caption Competition
The National Party of NZ – taking today what tomorrow never brings
The National Party of NZ – taking today what tomorrow never brings
LNG plan ‘worst of both worlds’, environment watchdog warns The Government’s planned $1 billion gas import terminal could raise energy…

Trump thrashing around trying to manipulate the oil markets while he builds up an over the top military response as…

Matt Watson, recreational fishers and Greenpeace have forced a political retreat over Shane Jones’ Fisheries Amendment Bill, but critics warn the wider attack on public oversight and ocean protection remains.

Sam Uffindell and Simeon Brown misread migration data, falsely claiming National reversed the exodus of New Zealanders.

We are into week 4 of America and Israel’s illegal war in Iran and I don’t need to tell you…

A deep dive into why the United States has maintained decades of economic warfare against Cuba since the 1959 revolution.
Ruth forgot to put in the shoulder pads of his dress.
They have slipped down the front
Obscene party of cowards.
Luxie-: ‘ F#*k , the starving Palestinians eh guys?”
Witless-: ‘ Yea, cheers to Don and Benj !”
Luxie: Going to have to get me a bigger tie like my Trump boy , to cover my growing paunchy spoils.
Witless: oh i don’t know, I just pretend I’m a pencil.
Heh heh heh heh tell you what Ruthy even in 2026 the stupid voters will still vote for price over value
Is that the shade of Muldoon mulling another National evictory, or Luxon relishing the luxury of fronting an entity that doesn’t have to care about profits or mistakes or dissatisfied customers like the old flight coy, no need to be coy at all.
Getting a ringside seat for the bedleggings that begin when Sam (back right) has finished his lunch.
Qu: What did the sociopathic, small-state libertarian and the deceased, authoritarian, economic nationalist say to each other over lunch?
A: “The place is wrecked and it’s your fault.”
That is a brilliant caption and sadly true.
ROB ,why am I sitting with the kitchen hand