Political Caption Competition

Originally Snow White & the Ten Dwarves, recently unearthed documents reveal Disney dropped Dullard, Fibber and Ego to improve family friendliness.

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The cast of the new stage production of Frankenstein, though eminently well-fitted to their roles were not happy when interviewed. “They are amateurs,” Jones scoffed, “I wanted Kenneth Branagh.” He refused to answer questions however, about Talleys sudenly possessing electric eel quota far in excess of the local population.