Funniest Political Burn 2023 – Willie Jackson vs Chris Bishop

Not really. Jackson, Robertson and Hipkins lost their cool in the house yesterday – doesn’t come across very government.

Yes Mr Bishop was a spruiker (tout) for the tobacco death merchants, and a social media dodge pot with teen girls, good on you Willie.

It would be nice to have policy first such as the Greens $385 basic income and tax policy…
https://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/PO2306/S00080/green-partys-new-income-guarantee-for-every-new-zealander.htm

But nevertheless unqualified and sleazy MPs should be outed.

A supplementary question to the Minister is “Does he stand by his historic statements about rape?

It is a pity Jackson does not put more effort into his minis and less in point scoring

Bishop will lose his electoral seat again to Ginny Anderson because he has a tendency to tell porkies and he is a major shit stirrer, and he has done FA for our city.

Bishop will lose his electoral seat again to Ginny Anderson because he has a tendency to tell porkies and he is a major shit stirrer, and he has done FA for our city.

Government getting desperate and nasty, newshub had a bunch of clips of Labour ministers spitting insults, they’ve got nothing left

Yes Jackson was forced to apologize to Bishop later on. Not really a burn if you are pulled up by the speaker soon after…..

Oh dear. The fate if the terminally stupid. Not honour in death but in destruction by self-stupid.

Yes I was laughing out loud at this exchange. Its about time the sneering Bishop was put in his place. He grovels through parliament with smart arse gibes, he makes comments after questions ( bring back Mallard ) along with his esteemed leader Luxon. Question time has to put up with St. Nicola Willis screeching like a fish wife ( apologies to the fish wives of NZ and beyond) . Right you righties who dominate this so called left wing blog you can’t just dish it out without getting all upset clutching at your purls if someone dares to answer you back ( you blokes can clutch something else if you like ) . Its called give and take. Something you right wingers know nothing about, because you think its your god given ( lord Luxon ) right to get personal but you cry to your mothers and want to take your balls ( sorry all you clutching right wing blokes ) home when it doesn’t go all your way. However where the left lose out is that not only the right wing clutches complain about personal attacks ( bo hoo !! ) they are ably abetted and supported by the MSM with big leading headlines. Now the conundrum is , Jacinda Ardern was constantly berated for her kindness approach, now the gloves are off from the left and all of a sudden they want kindness back.

Bishop is thick. Don’t need Jackson to point that out. Unusual though its usually the empty vessels that make the most noise.
I have noticed that Bishop makes a statement, Luxon backs it then flip flops sooner or later.
To be fair to Bishop it must be difficult to be a campaign manager for a Tesla driving KAT lover.

Every time Labour bring up National over ten years ago they now have a come back provided by Willie Jackson.

“Aaaa-dri-anne!! Roc-key! I love you!” WTF! 🙂

Let’s be fair to Bishop and not call it a burn. He would prefer to say he was smoked.