Political Caption Competition


Who are these two idiots behind me?


  1. Concerns mount for missing hairpiece.
    Reports suggest the absent wig was last seen tied to a bedleg in a boarding school dormitory.
    Hairpiece owner, Clusterfer Fuxon, told gathered reporters “Someone close to this knows something, but isn’t telling.”
    The search will continue, both here and in Hawaii.

  2. A cardboard Luxon and a real one. For those unsure which is which, the human body gets sweaty under stress, so the one without the tie is the body in question. We hope there is a fully functioning brain that goes with it, which understands the role of Prime Minister of our fair country; a commitment to all the people of NZ/Ao. But that seems to have seeped from memory in recent decades.


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