UK MELTDOWN: Hot Eton Mess Yobbo Toff resigns

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Hot Eton Mess

Overnight Boris Johnson has resigned as leader of the Conservative party while remaining as care taker Prime Minister after a humiliating 72 hours of resignation after resignation as his hot Eton mess Yobbo Toff shtick finally runs out of messy haired charm.

Sure, he stood for the Ukraine in their darkest hour but he has overseen a spluttering economy, caused enormous damage with the Northern Ireland Boundary, used generational friction to amputate with Brexit and of course allowed tens of thousands to die from his incompetent Covid response.

He charmed the UK like a Shakespearean Vaudeville act in the Royal Mt Albert Hall during Panto season, but his lying and his inability to even self reflect when caught out lying time after time after time on top of the economic misery and constant public health fuck ups caused by his incompetent Covid response have all combined to finally sink him.

He permanently mutilated the UK with BREXIT and in the end all he had was his buffoonish routine filled with all the quirks generations of toff inbreeding write off as endearing idiosyncrasies.

He’s incapable of admitting he is wrong which sums up the British Empire perfectly.

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He was a witty foppish clown without mirth.

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60 COMMENTS

  1. bye bye Bor-arse–hang your heads in shame Pom voters for ever making him a Mayor, let alone a Prime Minister

  2. The problem was when you boiled it down Johnson wasn’t a true conservative nor a social democrat such as Cameron or Blair. He managed to piss off both sides of the Conservatives and was more at home with Macron and the old Coot than Morrison and Trump. Another WEF buffoon that didn’t actually believe in Brexit but did it for a ticket to the top job. It wasn’t the deaths that did him over with covid – it’s the parties and the “do as I say, not as I do” approach that so many leaders, including our own adopted during the pandemic phase. That was his downfall with the people north of the Watford gap that hold the key to future conservative electoral victories.

    Now will the conservatives be brave enough to choose Britain’s first PM of color and from the sub continent……

  3. Good riddance. He is the type of British toff that believes the British Empire still exists. With the same insufferable arrogance of the incompetent inbred aristocracy. He probably believes that the Hood still sails around the world waving flag of Empire and Biggles & co in the RAF are patrolling the English Channel looking out for the Hun in the sun

    • I fail to see your point. Johnson is despicable, but he’s started less wars than Tony Blair. There is no such thing as a ‘good British government’ (look at how hard the enemy worked to keep out someone as milquetoast as Jeremy Corbyn).

      • Ah Johnboy, I’m guessing you’ve never had the misfortune of working with inbred public school toffs who still truly believe the British Empire still exists.

        Not that they are all bad they can be & they’re great at parties, I have a lot of fond memories of my time in the UK. But please keep them away from power and 20 Downing Street

        • Fine by me. As long as they aren’t insane psychotic murderers, like all British PMs in recent memory- Tony Blair much more so than Johnson.

      • Ditto. Privileged toffs most of them. Never been down on their ‘luck’ or rather their ‘wealth’

  4. He stood for Ukraine in it’s darkest hour? Well give him a fucken medal and a knighthood for that. What a hero.

  5. Johnson’s sister has written in her newspaper column that Johnson was a friend of Ghislaine Maxwell, the Mossad agent and madame of Jeffrey Epstein, from his university days onwards. Certainly goes to explain some of his international policy and other misconduct.

  6. Nurse Jenny from NZ saved his life, which he was humble enough to acknowledge. Will miss the number 10 parties and wild hair days and mystic charm.

    If only the NZ Labour party had politicians with this much character and wisdom

  7. Another tory right wing governments bites the dust. Perhaps Luxon will bite the dust next year. No one wants right wing tory governments’.

  8. A lesson for other administrations who indulge in manipulation, misinformation and malfeasance to benefit themselves instead of working for their country?

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