Political Caption Competition

1. Has anyone seen my scythe? I seem to have mislaid it … … temporarily.

   • It’s at the MoH having its processes and procedures updated before being sent to the Ministry for Everything for another test run

2. Hah you’re stuck out there wrapped up like a mummy and we’re just hanging out and having fun.
   Hah, you’re all in a goldfish bowl together and can’t come out till you’ve put on your masks and been vaccinated. You might have to stay there and we’ll throw buns in to you.

3. You know you can’t leave. I’m running a book on you all for who lasts the longest. What odds do you want to put on for yourself? I’ll pay out later if you’re still around.

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