Political Caption Competition

1. I, _Soymon_______, take you, ____Yikun____, to be my lawful rich list MP donar…. in sickness and health, for richer for poorer, until death do us part.

   Yikun “I do.”

2. Here are some flowers I picked for the grave.

3. If we have to wear this outfit every time we go outside, I think I prefer that green colour you’re wearing. Look I picked the last of the flowers before they die like the others, can you do that preservation thing with them – press or dry them – so we can keep them to remember.

4. Love in the time of Corona.

5. Xi Jinping was a senile old king,
   Who loved playing with his tiny wee thing.
   He did sit on his throne and grandly intone:
   “I think this coronavirus lark is nearly over!”
   Well the cadres they groaned,
   And most of them moaned,
   Because outside more people kept keeling over…

   • Good one.

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