Political Caption Competition

1. Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one
   When you gonna give me some time, Corona

2. I, _Soymon_______, take you, ____Yikun____, to be my lawful rich list MP donar…. in sickness and health, for richer for poorer, until death do us part.

   Yikun “I do.”

3. Farm animals are get protected from the coronavirus with some creative multipurpose human/animal safety protection gear.

4. Here are some flowers I picked for the grave.

5. If we have to wear this outfit every time we go outside, I think I prefer that green colour you’re wearing. Look I picked the last of the flowers before they die like the others, can you do that preservation thing with them – press or dry them – so we can keep them to remember.

6. Love in the time of Corona.

7. Xi Jinping was a senile old king,
   Who loved playing with his tiny wee thing.
   He did sit on his throne and grandly intone:
   “I think this coronavirus lark is nearly over!”
   Well the cadres they groaned,
   And most of them moaned,
   Because outside more people kept keeling over…

   • Good one.

8. “So we’re out of toilet paper.”

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