Political Caption Competition

1. “Well that one santa’s helper, I just need another two …”

2. “But I can’t seem to break the criminal Washington swamp”.

3. ‘Orange Is the New Black’

4. Mango Moron: “Aw, go on Kim! Monica always used to do it for Bill…”

5. “You want to know where Melania is? She’s right here, disguised as Kim K.”

6. The Great Pretender
   – Lyrics – Freddie Mercury

   “Oh yes I’m the great pretender (ooh ooh)
   Pretending I’m doing well (ooh ooh)
   My need is such I pretend too much
   I’m lonely but no one can tell”

7. 2024? If he can.

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