Political Caption Competition

1. From left: Child, Overlord of No Zealand, Clown

2. Three little maids from school are we…

3. The pimple on the world’s bottom…

   • “The asian mobsters”.

4. Malcolm Turnbull:

   Mirror, mirror, on the wall
   Who is the youngest of them all

   Not The Don and not Xi
   Or from Oz, not even me

   Trudeau from Canada – Just in
   But now – there is Jacin

   Emerged amid lightening and thunder
   In the Land of Long White Cloud – Down Under

   Into the Leadership she was thrust
   Her empathy and vision for the future – a must

   From the phenomenon of Jacindamania
   The Stardust reached to Tasmania

   Strutting around, so well prepared
   Flicking the pony tail around her head

   With that smile and reach to greet
   They may well fall at her feet

   Jacinda is the youngest of us all
   Such courage – she will not fall

5. Malcolm Trunchbull in ‘Enter the Dragon’…

6. Malcolm Turnbull:

   Camera, camera one and all
   Need not stand against a wall

   Camera, camera, held above
   Can capture the after-shave image I love

   All fresh at start of day
   Asian buffet was so okay

   Back in Oz have come results – hrr hmm
   Same Sex Marriage Postal Referendum

   Liberal Party supporters say YES Ho!Ho!
   But NO – multi-ethnic Labour voters bellow

   ‘We won, you lost, eat that’
   Might gain the majority back

   Make it legal – stop the row
   Who’s a happy boy now

7. Full Windsor, Half Windsor, WTF?

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