Oh the lolz, ‘Noted‘ is apparently the the new home for in-depth current affairs and culture in New Zealand and apparently it’s powered by the country’s most trusted journalism sources.
Here’s one of the stories they are pimping…
…well thank Christ someone has finally managed to get to the bottom of the incredibly important issue of pubic-hair removal!
This is NZ current affairs at its sharpest folks.
Now a cynic might suggest that ‘Noted’ is in fact the same bullshit fake news from the corporate media wrapped in a new wrapper pretending to be in-depth current affairs and culture, and you would be right.
It’s the deathly dull and middle class Listener with the ok North & South, the tired as fuck Metro and PaperBoy, whatever the Christ that is.
I like watching dinosaurs that don’t know their dead yet putting on trendy clothes 4 decades too young for them trying to hit the dance floor with the kids.