Will Mike Hosking or Duncan Garner interview the bathroom that the All Black had sex in? How does the bathroom feel?

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The News Media have taken an All Black having sex in a bathroom to new levels of absurdity by showing us the bathroom.

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Will Mike Hosking or Duncan Garner interview the bathroom? How does the bathroom feel? Has any reporter sniffed the toilet seat?

How ludicrous does this need to get?

John Key must be on his knees thanking the returned zombie Christ that Aaron Smith’s news broke on the day that Serco admitted weekly fight clubs and total brake down of order in one of National’s failed privatisation agendas.

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Note Serco only apologised after trying to censor the report in the High Court.

Didn’t look like they needed to have worried. NZers are actually more interested in an All Black having sex in a toilet than their prison system run amok by greedy corporations.

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  1. Will Mike Hosking or Duncan Garner interview the toilet? Is this a subtle way of calling them Will Mike Hosking or Duncan Garner

    No subtlety is needed, they are simply shit house and don’t need an airport toilet to make the point.

  2. Here I was wondering why you had written about the subject but it was only to point out the media obsession with anything involving the All Blacks & their total neglect to cover anything important.

  3. This was in the news, because it involved an All Black and a woman who is not his “official” partner. All Blacks are Semi Gods to many New Zealanders, and hence the MSM treats such news as “important”, as “good, hard working Kiwis” love rugby and their All Blacks, and want them to be the ultimate heroes.

    I doubt there was any ulterior motive to give less priority to the Serco related report today, as that was reported on also, but most will not take too much note of that, because it affects a tiny minority of the population, that is prisoners, of whom most have a rather dim and negative view, as we know.

    This is just more of the ordinary, I fear, the mainstream is petty, vindictive and sensation hungry, and the MSM just loves to entertain them with the fitting news and shallow and biased reporting, again and again and again. That is why crime is top news-material, all the time, it reinforces cliches and prejudice and make people have adrenalin rush through their blood vessels.

    Real news are too boring to most, or not considered relevant, as they are about the politicians most feel detached and alienated to, or about stuff happening overseas, to which many Kiwis also find it hard to relate to.

    Social media also loves trivia and scandals, hence there is much gossip and crap video clips to be found on forums, we are moving down in spirals down the toilet bowl, there is no doubt about it.

    Perhaps Duncan Garner is right now on the plane to visit that toilet in Christchurch, so he can report on it live on his Radio Live(ing Dead) show tomorrow.

    • If Rachel McKenna had sex with Aaron Smith in the very same public toilet, the entire population of this country would suffer a collective aneurysm and die.

      • And Judy Caaaallingham (in deepest sexy voice), on advice from Bryan would have a script at the ready for the next 13 episodes.

        It’d be a boom for the industry (and local business – think of the number of Ponsonby Street Lattes and production meetings ‘necessary’ – all at the tit of the public purse).

        Aaron Smith’s aside, Andrew Shaw would be having orgasms – that’s provided Customs turn a blind eye to Chinese blue pill knock-offs could pass the barrier.
        Please ……. NO!!!.
        Just age and DIE gracefully the pair of them. No more Mora “The Panels” of media expertise from one or other of them

      • @ WENSLEYDALE .. I’m picking at the rate the Smith item has been going out this week, hogging the headlines at the expense of real news, the bathroom used for a bit of hows your father, could well become a shrine! To what, I’m not sure!

  4. I never watch any NZ TV any more, as a forth Generation kiwi as I don’t want my mind destroyed by the filth and mind destroying banter that represents a mindless intelligence level equal to a fake idol.

    I watch RT, sky, and even Fox, as it does have more intelligence!!!!!

    Bring back sane public media.

    • Yeah, which is the only misdemeanour here, (other than Smith cheating on his partner, if that is indeed the case.) Two able-bodied, consenting adults having sex in a disabled toilet. Scandal!

      Seriously, who is editing the Herald these days? Helen Lovejoy?

    • How do you know? Maybe Aaron could not “lift” his tool of the game, so he was kind of disabled, as it did according to reports I heard today take them a whole ten minutes in there.

  5. This proves what I have always thought these guys are human and not gods or royalty they are footie players that’s all.
    Even John Key has weighed in saying it’s not the standard of behaviour he would expect this coming from the man who pulled woman’s hair and told prison rape jokes on air !!! .He has got to be the hypocrite of the century.

  6. This proves what I have always thought these guys are human and not gods or royalty they are footie players that’s all.
    Even John Key has weighed in saying it’s not the standard of behaviour he would expect this coming from the man who pulled woman’s hair and told prison rape jokes on air !!! .He has got to be the hypocrite of the century.

  7. Everyone knows that real estate is more important than people these days. No wonder the toilet is considered newsworthy. sarc.

  8. I really dont agree with the assumptions of this blog. “Rugby player makes a fool of himself” is just as much (or little) news as “Israel turns back flotilla” or “Government accepts Serco’s lies and excuses”. None of this is new.

  9. The Smith/sex/bathroom expose` feeds the set low standards of msm. Toilet journalism!

    Seems the Smith/Kardashian items of non interest this week being put up as news by msm, have saved Key and his cesspit government’s bacon, distracting us from what we aren’t being told such as Serco and God knows what else!

  10. And newspapers are wondering why their circulation is plummetting…

    If they’re going to publish irrelevant stories, then they should prepare to be seen as largely irrelevent by the public.

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