Political Caption Competition

1. A pixelated pixie?

2. That must be a deep shag pile weave.

3. Is that the junior whip or the senior whip?

4. Is this poll a grower, or a shower?

5. big knob

6. What’s his head doing on my body? I know I’ve done the odd drug in my time but really….

7. my dick knows how to ride a unicycle..

8. andrew little – the roid-years..

9. but seriously..!..that is quite a bit to have to live up to for andrew – from here on in..

   ..especially when (as paul henry noted – and one of his best/funniest-lines i wd argue..)

   ..that ‘as the male gets older his body starts to inhale his genitals’..

10. Would the member please retract

    • sad but true

11. ” Two of new Zealands biggest pricks”

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