Malcolm Turnbull, the Aussie patrician
Considered himself a magician
But the up-himself prick
Hadn’t mastered his trick
Now Australia needs a physician.
“Get on with it!”, said Mr Key,
“The Reserve Bank should do this – not me.
If I burst the bubble
There’ll be no end of trouble.
But no one elects the RB.”
Hillary let out a sigh
Upon hearing that the FBI
Had decided to pass
On indicting her ass.
Look at Trump on the stump to know why.
Tony Blair gave a spine-chilling cry
As brave Sir John Chilcot let fly.
“Dammit all, I’ve been had
By that treacherous cad.
Because this isn’t whitewash – it’s lye!”