Prime Minister announces he wouldn’t have shot Gorilla – but would have paid it $5000 to leave Auckland

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We have NZers living in cars. We have a housing crisis that the Government is in complete denial about, we have 20 000 families urgently needing emergency housing and we have soaring inequality and poverty combined with 80 000 kids going to school hungry each day and 300 000 in poverty.

So what do the media ask our Prime Minister?

If he would have shot a bloody gorilla…

Prime Minister John Key would not have killed Harambe the gorilla

You actually can’t write satire better than this. He’s offering the homeless to leave Auckland for $5000 and offering the poor in the provinces $3000 to move to Auckland but he wouldn’t shoot a gorilla.

I’m glad we sorted that out.

So in effect, John Key will treat gorillas better than he’ll treat the homeless and the poor.

How charming.

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8 COMMENTS

  1. Martyn

    Can we borrow another $25Mllion (not for another Flag referendum as the losers suggested) but for a bribe to remove this so called Kiwi Wolf of Wall St before he completely has destroyed NZ before he leaves next year?

    He doesn’t care anything about this country as he has lived overseas more then here!

    And his family are recent arrivals not sixth generation pioneer stock from my great grandfather who arrived in 1940’s as I am.

    Nor is he from a 1000 yr descendant of Māori!

    And we all have a spiritual connection to this land but not Jonkey doddle dandy.

    He is simply a agent of Wall St Elite and not a real kiwi.

    he will rule as long as he can as his paymaster demand the full pound of his flesh while he sits in government.

    I am not surprised in the least that he wants to control the Auckland Council before he leave as his job as sales agent for NZ property demands this.

    Sad lot we are living with, long live Democracy & freedom ad the coming revolution in Politics to remove this evil regime.

    RNZ discussed this article this morning check this out as he is the “king of Austerity” along with BullEnglish, Joyce/Goebbels, and we may be eligible for a grant to rid him and/or his clan too?

    Just the fact that the IMF have changed the borrowing rules to allow losses to countries like Greece now even if they cant pay it back and are admitting that Austerity has not worked and should be shelved?????

    https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/may/23/imf-warns-eu-bailout-greece-debt-relief

    The International Monetary Fund (IMF)

    IMF tells EU it must give Greece unconditional debt relief

    Fund’s debt assessment calls for ‘upfront and unconditional’ debt relief for Athens or it will refuse to part-fund latest bailout

    RE; Greece’s Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras.

    Larry Elliott

    Monday 23 May 2016 18.55 BST Last modified on Tuesday 24 May 2016 00.50 BST

    The International Monetary Fund has called for “upfront” and “unconditional” debt relief for Greece as it warned that without immediate action the financial plight of the recession-ravaged country would deteriorate dramatically over the coming decades.

    In a strongly worded assessment, the IMF said that there was no prospect of Greece meeting the draconian terms of its current bailout plan and that interest payments on the soaring national debt would eat up 60% of the budget by 2060 in the absence of debt forgiveness.

    The debt sustainability analysis by the Washington-based Fund said Greece should have longer to pay, have the interest rate on its loans fixed at 1.5%, and that its creditors should make debt relief automatic once the bailout programme ends in 2018.

  2. I’m with you Cleangreen !! I second the move. By 2012 the National government’s contributions to the IMF were in the billions and in that same year, Bill English said “New Zealand is one of the most indebted developed countries in the world and has a significant proportion of its economy involved in trade, so it’s important that we support institutions like the IMF” But don’t forget, John key has since changed the law/rule a few years back, so that his National government were no longer required to disclose IMF contributions to parliament.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/7128380/New-Zealand-pledges-1-26b-to-IMF

    http://www.odt.co.nz/news/politics/101485/nz-agrees-loan-imf-us1-billion

  3. Can I get $3,000 to come to Auckland, then another $5,000 to leave again? That’s almost as good a racket as property speculation.

  4. Keep hammering those views , Martyn… it wont be the big dramatic hits that bring this shit govt down but the bread and butter issues that will grind this arsehole USA wannabe neo con govt out like old brake linings.

    It’ll be the slow grind from here til next election that’ll get them.

    Health , education , welfare and cost of living / wages.

    Sounds like a good platform for the Labour / Greens , tbh…..

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