Four More Limericks For Friday

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Taking Oregon State in his stride,
And with Kentucky practically tied,
Bernie Sanders’ artillery
Keeps hammering Hillary
To subdue her Clintonian pride.

2.

With the media parked at his gate,
The state tenant was growing irate.
“Would you please tell the nation
That it’s just renovation.
There’s nobody homeless here, mate!”

3.

Phil Twyford, at last, sees the light.
Auckland’s limits are simply too tight.
He’s come late to the cause,
But it’s won him applause
From the Centre, the Left and the Right.

4.

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When told that the poor had no bread,
The French Queen bade them eat cake instead.
Our own leader, likewise,
Has been heard to advise
The homeless to ask WINZ for a bed.

12 COMMENTS

  1. Key’s excuse for not meeting the homeless
    Was as bad as it was gormless
    “I’ve MY own schedule” he said
    Meaning they can all wait till they’re dead
    It’ll be sooner than later that’s my guess.

  2. Oh dear yawn, yawn,
    He’s at it again so it seems,
    but his observations are odd as are his limericks are wrong,
    I think he’s been smoking a bong…

  3. While Phil Twyford has looked in control
    National appears to have dug a big hole
    The elephant in the room is migration
    Infrastructure for a set population
    Key scoring a massive own goal

  4. While English’s brain is in a state of flux
    And Key’s only answer is “more tax cuts”
    You’d have to say
    They’ve had their day
    Now the country’s completely f**ked

  5. While the country suffers from ‘Group Think’
    And the poor don’t even own a kitchen sink
    The words of Sanders
    Should ring in OUR ears
    But most don’t make the link

  6. Yah right! yah right! yah bloody well right, Yah right, yah right, yah bloody well right mate!

    All while our emperor Key sits in his Hawaii palace.

    Away from his leafy suburban enclave in Auckland,

    His royal subjects freeze to death,

    On a far away park bench or bridge underpass.

    While our king struggles to decide which expensive dish to choose.

    In his high heeled Hawaiian restaurant.

    Oh what a lucky man he was,

    Oh what a poor-poor lucky man he was – what a lucky man he was.

  7. There once was a tosser called Key
    who crooned about tax cuts with glee
    Alas said his Aids
    there’s no cash to be made
    Let’s palm off those state houses
    for free

    To live in a car with no fridge
    shows our economy is for th’ privileged
    A garage , a shed
    a bridge or a tent
    Tis four hundred a week
    for the rent !

    A woman called Bennett has said
    we’re funding three thousand new beds !
    On closer inspection
    with the least of detection,
    She thought voters were so easily led

    So next time you hear jolly old Key
    as you live in your house in a tree
    your high rise location
    is called ‘ intensification ‘
    Next work camps for th ‘ poor it t’wil be

  8. Oh my, oh how fortunate, what luck!
    The hobittses don’t give a fuck.
    Let’s give them the shaft,
    They’re really quite daft.
    Three more years of running amok.

  9. MMP is a lemon, we bought it
    National’s in, so they won’t sort it
    Government by minority
    That’s not a priority
    When they can aggrandise, plunder and rort it

  10. There was a blogger nicknamed “Porky”
    Whose posts ranged from asinine to dorky
    His forays into doggerel
    Were indeed his inaugural
    Steps to lampoon and unseat dear leader Key

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