Four More Limericks For Friday

By
Chris Trotter
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1.

The Panama Papers, they say,
Had Key worried for almost a day.
Yet, in spite of the press,
And Labour’s best guess,
They had little of interest to say.

2.

When Jordan chose Fleur over Naz
To inhabit his Batchelor Padz,
Deep in love did she fall,
Not suspecting at all,
That Jordan and Naz had been badz.

3.

The Speaker’s objections aside,
The PM, with professional pride,
Goaded Labour and Greens
Into venting their spleens,
Until ordered to take it outside.

4.

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22 COMMENTS

  1. The Panama Papers, they say,
    Worried Key for most of a day.
    Yet, in spite of the press,
    And Labour’s best guess,
    They had little of interest to say

    scans better

  3. The Panama Papers they say ,
    Can not be revealed in a day,
    For the Web of deceit,
    When revealed and complete,
    Will have been well worth the delay.

  4. The Prime Minister got sent from the house,
    A lucky escape from the stouch,
    His homework was so bad,
    That it made The Greens mad,
    The next day he looked like a mouse.

  5. While Key pimps our reputation,
    The poor have no such salvation,
    If you become a fat cat,
    You can wear any hat,
    And excuses are just obligation.

  6. When the 3rd World suffers tax abuse,
    And the young can’t afford to buy a house,
    “There’s nothing to see here,”
    Says Key from his chair,
    But I think actually he can feel the noose.

  9. The Panama Papers are dead

    To believe otherwise you need to be soft in the head
    The overseas ownership housing report
    What an absolute rort

    You would think Labour would pursue
    But the leaderless party has not a clue
    a strong opposition party will com through one day
    Not a minute too soon some would say
    But it wont include Little
    Who is far to brittle
    Its a shame that silly does not rhyme with Brittle, but it doesnt.

    • If Dave thinks the Pan-papers are dead,
      He’s got marbles and rocks in his head,
      We wait for what comes,
      About tax-dodging bums,
      Till then they won’t sleep well in their bed

    • Hi Dave, somehow I don’t think JK Lawyer (Whitney) thinks they are dead, all gone, nothing to see here. He and his group that lobbied Todd McLay and used the PM name to get a super duper quick appointment I think would be feeling the PP are alive and kicking!

    • Hi Dave, somehow I don’t think JK Lawyer (Whitney) thinks they are dead, all gone, nothing to see here. He and his group that lobbied Todd McLay and used the PM name to get a super duper quick appointment I think would be feeling the PP are alive and kicking!

  10. A cultured old leftie called Trotter
    With verse had a mischievous potter
    He goaded his friends
    Which is what he intends
    So they punched him quite hard on the snotter

  11. Oh Chris, you old doggerel rhymer,
    Your prose may be better, but I’m a
    Believer that writing
    Is one way of fighting
    The illness of doctor Alzheimer

  12. The Left is something I cannot work out.
    I dont think they know what they are about.
    Trotter appears on the T.V.
    Without a doubt displays no naivety
    he says that The Panama Papers are not much at all.
    Not enough to make anyone fall.
    Yet Frank thinks its Panama is a coup.
    Enough to see falling blue
    So United the left are not.
    Almost like they are from a land time forgot.
    Divide and conquer wins the race.
    Te left cant keep pace.
    The right are bonded by glue
    Rightly or wrongly difficult to undo
    If the left want a chance, they might just have to learn what to do.
    Unite is might,
    The left must learn this to be in the fight.

  13. There once was a man called Dave,
    Who like to have a good rave
    He gives us advice
    as if weren’t wise
    and jolly well misses the point.

    for the panama papers made clear
    That the rich, their money don’t share
    He then says its dead
    But Key and Whitney are scared
    So I think lets just see how it unfolds.

  14. Chris Trotter wrote stuff against Labour
    So I ask could you to do me a favour
    Could you stop favouring Key
    He’s a con can’t you see
    And let Little be NZ’s saviour

  15. ANKER says: “as if weren’t wise”. mmm.

    Anyway, all good fun. That story about all the people living in garages in Sth Auckland, and some living in cars is pretty sad if it is as portrayed.

  16. 1.
    The Panama Papers, they say,
    Another limited hangout by the CIA.
    Yet they beguiled the press,
    And let the SJWs obsess,
    While George Soros goes on his merry way.

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