AAAAAArrrrrrr me laddies… ifn they was real pirates they’d have a code…
And these motley swabs have none… wheres the plank, me hearties, where be the plank?
do something about yr fucken nose-hairs..!..eh..?
Nose hairs?… aaaarrrr they be better to sift the beach midges from me snout when we be landing , me hearty..we keep em long for just those rarities…
The Plank is the one without make up and is talking (crap as per normal)
tory mp’s affect hipster-look – epic-fail..!
tory mp’s get total make-over..everyone agrees they ‘look better’..
Key’s silent thoughts : “What! Apologise? Don’t you know who I am! Compulsive trichophilias and wolves of Wall Street like me with pathological and easy lying expertise, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, ever apologise except when caught out or if politically cunning to do so! Get that right!”
Key discovers Disney’s corporate donations come with strings attached.
macindoes’ nose-hairs are deemed to be way out of control..
..key promises to ‘do something about it’..
The Pirate Party, National in a nutshell, complete with well trained parrots.
” A very angry sham of a leader about to have a stroke”
OR
” Piss me off or turn me on and I’ll pull your hair, piss off again and I will go into a rage and then die of a stroke. ”
OR
” Raging Idiot at the helm with his psychopath pirates standing by their lying leader. Ship of greedy fools brainwashing the masses —
WAKE UP VOTERS. ”
Or
” Jonkey Donkey in full negative swing raging – raging – raging and full of BS and hateful venom — mister speaker. ”
OR
” I just need another vacation to Hawaii, get me out of here before they find out what a crook I really am. “
Can you smell something Captain?
That there be Bullshit worth bottl’n Jack.
“I won’t apolagise …” Nekt minnit.
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of the PM’s Pinot
national party mp’s:..grooming standards slip..
Oi !!!- I look a lot like those guys l00l!!!
AAAAAArrrrrrr me laddies… ifn they was real pirates they’d have a code…
And these motley swabs have none… wheres the plank, me hearties, where be the plank?
do something about yr fucken nose-hairs..!..eh..?
Nose hairs?… aaaarrrr they be better to sift the beach midges from me snout when we be landing , me hearty..we keep em long for just those rarities…
The Plank is the one without make up and is talking (crap as per normal)
tory mp’s affect hipster-look – epic-fail..!
tory mp’s get total make-over..everyone agrees they ‘look better’..
Key’s silent thoughts : “What! Apologise? Don’t you know who I am! Compulsive trichophilias and wolves of Wall Street like me with pathological and easy lying expertise, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, ever apologise except when caught out or if politically cunning to do so! Get that right!”
Key discovers Disney’s corporate donations come with strings attached.
macindoes’ nose-hairs are deemed to be way out of control..
..key promises to ‘do something about it’..
The Pirate Party, National in a nutshell, complete with well trained parrots.
” A very angry sham of a leader about to have a stroke”
OR
” Piss me off or turn me on and I’ll pull your hair, piss off again and I will go into a rage and then die of a stroke. ”
OR
” Raging Idiot at the helm with his psychopath pirates standing by their lying leader. Ship of greedy fools brainwashing the masses —
WAKE UP VOTERS. ”
Or
” Jonkey Donkey in full negative swing raging – raging – raging and full of BS and hateful venom — mister speaker. ”
OR
” I just need another vacation to Hawaii, get me out of here before they find out what a crook I really am. “
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