TDB Political Caption Competition

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28 COMMENTS

  1. “Yeah Malcolm (nbf), a fourth term won’t be a push over – Lynton Crosby’s magic didn’t work for Stephen Harper in Canada.”

    • Brilliant Errol,where on earth did you get the picture, shows Key as he really is, a troll for Merril Lynch.
      This picture of Key should be the political caption face of the year.

  2. “Hello Richie, i’ve had a saddle made up for you post the RWC15; I need a hand pulling my sorry flag referendum across the line.”

  3. “Hey Una, if you’re listening in can you get your boys to bring over a coupla pizzas? No anchovies please. Too fishy…”

  4. Hello, how are you? Have you been alright?
    Through all those lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nights
    That’s what I’d say, I’d tell you everything
    If you’d pick up that telephone, yeah yeah yeah

  5. “Hello hello baby you called
    I can’t hear a thing
    I have got no service
    In the club, you say? say?
    Wha-wha-what did you say huh?
    You’re breakin’ up on me
    Sorry I cannot hear you
    I’m kinda busy
    K-kinda busy
    K-kinda busy
    Sorry I cannot hear you I’m kinda busy…”

  6. “Mr. Telephone Man, there’s something wrong with my line
    When I dial my baby’s number, I get a click everytime
    Mr. Telephone Man, there’s something wrong with my line
    When I dial my baby’s number, I get a click every time…”

  7. “You’re nice, so nice , a very special person in my life
    there’s just so much about you, that I like
    and it’s been so good to know, you’ve always been
    there for me, when I needed a friend
    and ohhh by the way, i just want to say
    Anytime, anytime, anytime of the night or day
    I will be just, a telephone call away! uhmmm…”

  8. “A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I got a gal, in Kalamazoo,
    Don’t wanna boast,
    But she is the toast,
    Of Kalamazoo-zoo-zoo-zoo-zoo-zoo…”

  9. “Long distance information, give me Memphis Tennessee
    Help me find the party trying to get in touch with me
    She could not leave her number, but I know who placed the call
    ‘Cause my uncle took the message and he wrote it on the wall
    Help me, information, get in touch with my Marie
    She’s the only one who’d phone me here from Memphis Tennessee
    Her home is on the south side, high up on a ridge
    Just a half a mile from the Mississippi Bridge…”

  10. “I just called to say I love you
    I just called to say how much I care
    I just called to say I love you
    And I mean it from the bottom of my heart…”

    “Daddy! You said ‘bottom’ an itsa rudie word…”

  11. “Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia’s busy, too busy to come to the phone
    Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia’s tryin’ to start a new life of her own
    Sylvia’s mother says Sylvia’s happy so why don’t you leave her alone
    And the operator says forty cents more for the next three minutes
    Please Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her,
    I’ll only keep her a while
    Please Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell her goodbye…”

  12. “Well I wish there was a telephone in heaven,
    Oh how I’d love to talk to my dad,
    I’d tell him that I miss him and I love him,
    And I wonder if they’d charge me by the minute,
    I wonder if they’d charge me by the mile,
    I’d call up that ole angel operator,
    Could I please talk to my daddy for awhile,
    Telephone in heaven…”

  13. “Can you guess where I’m calling from?
    The Las Vegas Hilton,
    I know it’s hard to hear,
    It’s just the echo on the line.

    Yes, that’s right I’m calling from,
    The Las Vegas Hilton,
    I just wanna say,
    That I’m feeling fine.

    I’ll be home on a Monday,
    Somewhere around noon,
    Please don’t be angry,
    I’ll be back with you real soon…”

  14. Yes Mr President not long now and I will be giving you a gift its New Zealand just the way you want it,down on its knees and kept in the dark.

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