TDB Political Caption Competition

1. “I like yer ponytail”

2. “If I win, I’ll just have a little touch of your ponytail ? If you win, you can chose the next flag.”

3. If I win the ponytail is mine…mwahaha

4. “Well, okay then. What do I get if I beat you Mr Key?”

5. “No, I’m not ashamed to be a man – to play man-games with pony-tailed people.”

6. “Listen kid, you’re not allowed to beat the Prime Minister…”

7. “Don’t bust me hand girlie, I still gotta sign the TPPA.”

8. “Stop pushin’ so hard kid, you ain’t allowed to beat the Prime Minister…”

9. key:..’if i win – will you whip me with your ponytail?’..

10. woman:..’quick..!..someone..!..some hand sanitiser..!’

11. woman:..’why is your hand so oily?’…

12. woman:..’will you really clean up the mould in my classroom if i win..?’

13. key:..’that’s a very strong up-sweep you’ve got there – with your ponytail’..

14. key:..’is that your ponytail..or are you just pleased to see me..?’

15. woman;..’why is the table lifting up?’

16. key:..’this day just keeps getting better and better..!..’

17. key:..’c’mon..!..just a quick tug..please..!’..

18. key:..’have you ever thought of putting a silver fern in your ponytail..?’

19. A drooling FJK – “now if only I could just pull her forward, jump on her back and pull that very tantalizing ponytail.”

20. “I have never pulled the pony-tail of this woman – Miss …”

21. ” . . . not my ponytail, you tosser. You goin’ down . . .”

22. The female human tried in vain to relieve the cramp in jonky’s bicep he developed during a vigorous tugging session.

23. You don’t us to take more refugees do yah? Nah? Ok, let’s do it.

24. So, um, what’s your phone number? I’m not asking for me… for Max.

25. Hold my hand, hold me back or I’ll pull your ponytail

26. Two people from the right side of the tracks pretend to compete over something meaningless.

27. You’d be a great waitress – if you’re keen I know a few people.

28. Who do you want to be when you grow up – Judith or Jacinda?

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