Oh look I look like him with my vanishng hair!
Where’s some glasses?
During a tour of the Prime Ministers residence, John Key revealed his most controversial piece of artwork. “They won’t allow it to be hung in any public gallery, because it’s so offensive. But most New Zealanders would agree” he said, leaning close to the controversial piece, “it’s no worse than my own face, and I’ve featured in over 5,000 selfies”. One reporter was heard retching a few moments later behind piles of Judith Collins’ hate mail.
“Whoops! Did I just decapitate FJK?”
(said together:..)
‘we are so screwing the rest of you..’
henry to key:
‘feel like a man-splaying competition..?’..
key:..’mmm-kay..’
key:..’cover up that cleavage paul..!
..what is it with you – and cleavage..?’
henry:..giggles..
those who are short-sighted will see two henrys..
..those who have 20/20 vision – will see two keys..
nothing funny can be written about those two ugly fuckers .
Ventriloquist poses with photo of his new puppet.
separated at birth:
..the latest contestants in the game-show..
..’i can’t believe you are my brother/sister!’..
“We’ve got Slater, Hosking, Plunkett, Sabin all toe-ing the National party line, spewing various levels of dirty political comment and smears, I just need one more media muppet, before I sort this flag issue out….”
“Pick me, Prime Minister, I promise I’ll be, sort of subtle and non-racist most of the time…”
Paul + John = 2 Dicks
Paul + John = 0 dicks, just a whole load of bollocks.
A friend in need, is a friend indeed.
“I’m with stupid”.
The convention of the boys that never grew up brigade.
ooh brovers by another mothers… and my beer goggles need refreshing…
one kicked out for saying dickshit the other should be kicked out for being one
… Key > “smiling asshat”
Dumb and dumber – kiwi-style
My God, look what just fell out of my armpit !
Gross.
It’s neat, look! Mask on mask off!
Yeah it’s the latest. They’re called selfishies.
Bromancing the drone
Yeah, you know it… We screwing you… What you gonna do? Yeah we know… Nothing you can do…. Eat that yokels……
Two faces. Two faced .An American Pitbull and his Poodle.
Laurel & Hardy reborn!
Urgent home wanted for two strays, due to be put down soon!
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Oh look I look like him with my vanishng hair!
Where’s some glasses?
During a tour of the Prime Ministers residence, John Key revealed his most controversial piece of artwork. “They won’t allow it to be hung in any public gallery, because it’s so offensive. But most New Zealanders would agree” he said, leaning close to the controversial piece, “it’s no worse than my own face, and I’ve featured in over 5,000 selfies”. One reporter was heard retching a few moments later behind piles of Judith Collins’ hate mail.
“Whoops! Did I just decapitate FJK?”
(said together:..)
‘we are so screwing the rest of you..’
henry to key:
‘feel like a man-splaying competition..?’..
key:..’mmm-kay..’
key:..’cover up that cleavage paul..!
..what is it with you – and cleavage..?’
henry:..giggles..
those who are short-sighted will see two henrys..
..those who have 20/20 vision – will see two keys..
nothing funny can be written about those two ugly fuckers .
Ventriloquist poses with photo of his new puppet.
separated at birth:
..the latest contestants in the game-show..
..’i can’t believe you are my brother/sister!’..
“We’ve got Slater, Hosking, Plunkett, Sabin all toe-ing the National party line, spewing various levels of dirty political comment and smears, I just need one more media muppet, before I sort this flag issue out….”
“Pick me, Prime Minister, I promise I’ll be, sort of subtle and non-racist most of the time…”
Paul + John = 2 Dicks
Paul + John = 0 dicks, just a whole load of bollocks.
A friend in need, is a friend indeed.
“I’m with stupid”.
The convention of the boys that never grew up brigade.
ooh brovers by another mothers… and my beer goggles need refreshing…
one kicked out for saying dickshit the other should be kicked out for being one
… Key > “smiling asshat”
Dumb and dumber – kiwi-style
My God, look what just fell out of my armpit !
Gross.
It’s neat, look! Mask on mask off!
Yeah it’s the latest. They’re called selfishies.
Bromancing the drone
Yeah, you know it… We screwing you… What you gonna do? Yeah we know… Nothing you can do…. Eat that yokels……
Two faces. Two faced .An American Pitbull and his Poodle.
Laurel & Hardy reborn!
Urgent home wanted for two strays, due to be put down soon!
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