I did this Horrible Painting of popular New Zealand celebrity Michael Laws for a charity auction. No-one bought it. I don’t really blame them, because if I’m being really honest it looks absolutely terrifying. I’ve thought about this a lot and I think the main problem is that it looks a bit too much like Michael Laws. Since I painted it it’s followed me around. I can’t get rid of it. I nearly sold it to a drunk Irishman for $50 one night but he didn’t have cash on him and the next day he wouldn’t return my calls.
I keep trying to hide it in the house or chuck it out but it somehow always makes its way back to me. I can feel it staring at me, staring from dead black eyes. I fear it may be haunted. Don’t let that stop you from buying it though. I haven’t noticeably aged since I painted it. People call me well-preserved, but lately I am feeling thin, sort of stretched, like butter over too much bread.
So if you like the idea of Michael Laws staring at you every day and/or potential immortality please feel free to buy this Horrible Painting and free me from my curse.
A lighter , a can of gas and whoomph !
You could also try that with your painting of the little shit .
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