We desperately need to get our MPs stoned

Are you sure the last time you smoked weed was at Uni Chris? You look pretty baked here brother.

Wait, what?

MPs reveal when they last smoked cannabis
New Zealand is in line to make a decision on whether it will legalise cannabis, or not.
The Labour and Green Party confidence and supply agreement outlines a referendum on the personal use of cannabis by, or at, the 2020 election.
1 NEWS went to politicians to ask when was the last time they used marijuana. Some of their responses were surprisingly candid – as revealed by the video above.

…some said they had never smoked it, most trotted out some line like ‘back in my uni days’. How the living Christ can these people be trusted to solve a major social issue like cannabis reform if they’ve never smoked it or it’s some dim memory from their distant past?

It’s like asking the Pope for sex advice!

We need to get these MPs stoned! Now! How can they vote on something they have limited experience of?

Let’s organise a smoke in for the MPs and they can make a decision then, how much more chill would Parliamentary Question Time be after a mass session?

Trevor calling orders for more pizzas to be delivered.

Simon Bridges giggling.

Grant Robertson napping.

Winston Peters freaking out in full on paranoia mode (yes he’s be that one).