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    1. Jack, you mean you would vote for a automated twat asking to go have a piss
      You’d vote for him into a coalition with a guy who got slayed again by a semi competent interviewer this morning.
      Be good watching on Maori TV tomorrow night when Moana takes on Seymour. She and her channel are not beholden to anyone white so it will be all on. She shit all over Luxon a while ago so I doubt we will see him back on her show.

      1. Calm the farm.
        I was being facetious.
        I wouldn’t vote for ACT in any scenario.
        But come on, look at the other two muppets.

      2. Calm the farm.
        I was being facetious.
        I wouldn’t vote for ACT in any scenario.
        But look at the other 2 muppets, hardly inspirational.

  1. Seymour is trying with all his might to keep his candidates looking just sane enough until the election, as if ACT was a multi headed amoebic medusa, that Seymour needs to chop the heads off of, each time one of his candidates pops their head up, and is caught saying what they really think. I can just imagine the conversations Seymour must be having, trying to stop them showing their real colours, when all they want to do is burst out showing their real colours:

    ACT Campaign Manager: Sorry David, but our 12th candidate, Idi Amein is in favour of genocides.
    Seymour: Chop him!
    ACT Campaign Manager: Now Benito is going on about special treatment along race lines.
    Seymour: Chop him!
    ACT Campaign Manager: 14th candidate Richard Darmer wants to diversify our meat exports.
    Seymour: Chop him!
    ACT Campaign Manager: 19th candidate Charlie Manson is throwing poo at our supporters.
    Seymour: Chop him!
    ACT Campaign Manager: 26th candidate Andres Brevik says he loves ACTS gun policy.
    Seymour: He can stay!
    ACT Campaign Manager: I got a text from Jamie saying that as we’re fast losing candidates, he’ll put his hand up, if we agree to change the laws on incest just a little.
    Seymour: Although my sister is certainly attractive, tell him sorry, but no can do, though I’ll keep it under consideration!
    ACT Campaign Manager: Putin says you’ve got his vote.
    Seymour: Of course! Like me, he’s a guy who knows how to get things done.

    1. National are going to run Goldsmith in Epsom instead of just the party vote. Imagine if Goldsmith won! He wont because the cancer that is Seymour is entrenched.

  2. While I have no idea about any specific candidate, as I only personally know one person standing for ACT (and she is a very impressive candidate, intelligent, talented & very accomplished and New Zealand would be lucky to have her in Parliament).

    One of the possible reasons for candidates standing down, is that things are starting to get real. It might be fun to stand as a candidate, knowing you’re 15th or greater on the list and there is little likelihood of having to give up your job, your business, your life and throw your family into turmoil to take a place in Parliament. However, the way things are currently moving, lower ranked candidates may find themselves elected and it is better to pull out at this stage, if you aren’t prepared to make that serious commitment.

  3. Acts circus freaks are better than Labours circus freaks & that’s the problem.

    All the parties have 3 eyed circus freaks.

    But it’s the Kitchen Cabniet that matters.

    1. And you’re more a freak than everybody and that’s the problem, no one takes you seriously.

  4. They’re far too sensitive.
    Saying something on Facebook a decade ago isn’t worthy of being forced to resign. Unless it’s something of reasonable import, David should just tell the media to bugger off.

  5. So ACT getting rid of candidates at the first sign of trouble is bad? Looks more like ACT hold high expectations and if not met, then there’s the door. It’s a contrast to Allan, Whaitiri, Nash, Wood, etc…

    1. Yeti yah fucking joking. ACT is just the Trump party of NZ and who in their right minds wants that.

      1. Yea nah. It’s like saying Brownlie and Collins are the cornerstone of National, well given his size maybe big Gezza is.

  6. Like the CTU shooting of fish in a barrel with that Luxon attack ad, this is the wrong thing to focus on. The right are better at fearmongering than we are (because they don’t care about sticking to the facts), so whenever the left campaign on Fear of the Other, we’re playing on their home turf. If we do this for the next few weeks, we will lose.

    How about we play a different game, one that we’re better at? The game of explaining the deep causes of problems, and the solutions that can actually solve them? If we focus the campaign on policy, we expose the right’s intellectual bankruptcy, and we will win.

    Policy, policy, policy!

  7. Seymour can laugh at himself, Chippy can a bit too, but Luxon can’t. He is not comfortable in his own skin. He needs JK for encouragement. Sad really.

  8. Fortunately, Labour and Greens don’t seem to ever have any problems with their candidates. Totally stable. No resignations. No disgraceful conduct. No arrests. Oh wait.

  9. Not sure why ACT were even running in Taranaki King Country. In an act of supreme optimism, ACT published a its list with 55 members as potential MP’s. Brent Miles didn’t even make the list. Maybe his lack of a listing convinced him that no matter how many of his co-imbeciles dropped out of the lower rankings, the person in seat number 55 does not have a snowball’s chance in hell of finishing among the money.

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