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  1. You have too much time on your hands Chris. But here is my contribution to a poetic thread.

    Jacinda stood on a burning deck.

    Picking her nose like mad.

    Rolling it up into little balls

    And flicking it at her Judith Collins.

  2. She came.

    She saw.

    She smiled.

    The banks and corporations and 1%ers were happy for a while.

    The smile morphed into a frown.

    She left.

    She left the country bin a worse state than before.

    Her personal wealth increased enormously.

    Mission Accomplished.

    The markets collapsed.

    The economy collapsed.

    The environment collapsed.

    It was all for a handful of baubles.

  3. “The Miracle?”

    The miracle
    Not in my life
    Has the god
    Visited in his feet

    You can’t be serious
    Remember
    Let’s do this
    Let’s keep moving

    Making up jokes
    Is no longer fun
    For this written play
    By whom.
    For our Covid Queen?

    The castle and
    The heavenly staircase
    Has shown itself,
    The portcullis and moat is no more

    Storm the gates, the barricades
    Shake the EQC State to it’s roots!
    Rebuild NOT from the past
    But FOR the bottom dwellers,
    And see the miracle in flesh

    This is godpower Princess!
    Will you set fire to the fire economy,
    Finance, Insurance and Real Estate?
    Orr will u sit and watch the table overturned . .

    Once again . . .

  4. “The Miracle?”

    The miracle
    Not in my life
    Has the god
    Visited in his feet

    You can’t be serious
    Remember
    Let’s do this
    Let’s keep moving

    Making up jokes
    Is no longer fun
    For this written play
    By whom.
    For our Covid Queen?

    The castle and
    The heavenly staircase
    Has shown itself,
    The portcullis and moat is no more

    Storm the gates, the barricades
    Shake the EQC State to it’s roots!
    Rebuild NOT from the past
    But FOR the bottom dwellers,
    And see the miracle in flesh

    This is godpower Princess!
    Will you set fire to the fire economy,
    Finance, Insurance and Real Estate?
    Orr will u sit and watch the table overturned . .

    Once again . . .

  5. It is an ancient barrister,
    And he stoppeth one of three.
    “By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,

    Ah sod it…

  6. The world is on fire, and I have only two hands,
    But the fucking left keep making demands.
    They hold me to imagined ideals,
    Their faint praise now replaced by squeals.
    I made no promises like I did before,
    And the electorate replied and gave me more.
    My base is now of a different hue,
    A little less Green, a lot more blue.
    Why can’t you simple folk see,
    The choice was me or fucking Judy?

    Poetry was never my thing…

    1. Welcome back, DX5 Belloc … the men that were boys when I was a boy
      Shall sit and drink with ye

    2. Welcome back, DX5 Belloc … the men that were boys when I was a boy
      Shall sit and drink with ye

    3. Thank you. Appreciate the comments.
      Was just hoping that I did not sound too much like lyrics from a David Brent song.

  7. Brilliant, Trotter, brilliant. “manic imbecility”… “pitiless as Tova O’Brien’s”…. outstanding.

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