TDB Political Caption Competition

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1. Sell out

2. ” Two NZ sold out puppets loving each other all the way to the bank.”

3. Whose nose has the greatest leverage?

4. guess who said this:..

   ‘..can i please have my/our mana back..?’

5. key:..’oh no..!..greasy nose..!..’

6. tory lickspittle pays obeisance to his boss…

7. The people that you run into when you don’t have a gun.

8. The Traitors’ hongi!

9. Tory Tits

10. Baubles, bangles, hear how they jing, jinga-linga
    Baubles, bangles, bright shiny beads
    Sparkles, spangles, your heart will sing, singa-linga
    Wearin’ baubles, bangles and beads

11. ‘Racial equality, Te, my mate, I’ll happily press your nose, if you’ll happily kiss my backside’

12. My facial cringe is cringier than yours!

13. “Oh, how I wish you had a pony tail!”

14. Te Ururoa (thinking): ‘Fucking garlic munchers…’

    Dear Leader (thinking): ‘Fucking kereru munchers…’

    NZ Public (shouting): “Fucking arse munchers!”

15. Halitosis, the effective political weapon…

16. Head bangers mob Parliament…

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