TDB Political Caption Competition

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1. Steven Joyce – Minister of Reproductive Choice!

2. things got weird when Shonkey chucked his toys out the cot over Waitangi Day.

3. dick meets sex-toy..

4. joyce face to face with the thrusting urges of neoliberal-capitalism..

5. joyce:..’is that you john..?’

6. joyce closes his eyes and wishes for a big one..

7. Steve Joyce takes it on the chin

8. joyce:..’this reminds me of the good-times in the young nats’..

9. what’s-his-name? looks on in envy..

10. joyce:..’later..later..!’..

11. joyce:..’who has been messing around in my luggage..?’

12. what’s-his-name?:..’can i have one too?’..

13. He’s blushing

14. “The Dildo of Justice”!

15. joyce at show-and-tell..:..’it’s a plaster-cast of me’..

    whats-is-name?..:..’in yr dreams..that’s not how i remember it’..

16. joyce:..’go on..!..grab me by the ears..!’..

17. what’s-his-name?..’where would you like me to put it..boss..?’

18. All dick and not enough balls.

19. “We don’t really need THIS to bugger up New Zealand anyway”

20. see john told you they wont gag me

21. see john told you they wont gag me

22. Two pricks in view at Waitangi celebration. Third prick too limp to attend.

23. It’s all fun and games till someone loses an eye.

24. Give a dog a bone [r] Joyce’s dream come true.

25. Joyce says, “Are you busy tonight John as I have a hard on for you.”

26. “This prick smells better than Keys. Oh, what joyce!”

27. Stiff opposition to TPPA

28. A prick gets a dildo!

29. Steven Haw Haw Joyce, the Lord of dildos!

30. Trans Pacific Prix Agreement

31. MOBIE”s Dick says he’s misunderstood, he does give a flying fuck!

32. angry Andy throws his toys out of the cot again

    1. you can throw it but you cant take it

33. Steven Joyce – a large dick

34. national- Tampering with inflation since ages ago.

35. National- Tampering with inflation since ages ago.

36. A dog and a bone.

37. yuk, fish?

38. JOYCE witness statement :
    “This dildo smelled like an used one, your honour”

39. Gives new meaning to the expression “Cock blocked” Ha!

40. Wham ! Bam ! Thank You Ma’am !

41. Joyce too cocky for his own good.

42. Dick gets to lick

43. THE VAGINA MONOLOGUE? No, this is THE PENIS ANALOG!

    [Analog Definition :

    An organ or structure that is similar in function to one in another kind of organism but is of dissimilar evolutionary origin.

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Analogs%5D

44. Dildo hits its target. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer prick!

45. Meet Dildo, the New Zealander of the year.

46. The lamburger is dead. Joyce proposes a lamb sausage…

47. Joyce demonstrates model of new Air New Zild Zeppelin. Flies on methane…

48. Joyce declares no more pro bono work…

49. Miniature alien spaceship spotted…

50. New oil-drilling methods demonstrated to concerned Iwi. Harawira claims it has been used before. And often…

51. Joyce claims new national symbol represents Manifest Destiny. Obama said to be ‘pleased’…

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