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Meet Dildo, the New Zealander of the year.
Dildo hits its target. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer prick!
THE VAGINA MONOLOGUE? No, this is THE PENIS ANALOG!
[Analog Definition :
An organ or structure that is similar in function to one in another kind of organism but is of dissimilar evolutionary origin.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Analogs%5D
Dick gets to lick
Joyce too cocky for his own good.
Wham ! Bam ! Thank You Ma’am !
Gives new meaning to the expression “Cock blocked” Ha!
JOYCE witness statement :
“This dildo smelled like an used one, your honour”
yuk, fish?
A dog and a bone.
National- Tampering with inflation since ages ago.
national- Tampering with inflation since ages ago.
Steven Joyce – a large dick
angry Andy throws his toys out of the cot again
you can throw it but you cant take it
MOBIE”s Dick says he’s misunderstood, he does give a flying fuck!
Trans Pacific Prix Agreement
Steven Haw Haw Joyce, the Lord of dildos!
A prick gets a dildo!
Stiff opposition to TPPA
“This prick smells better than Keys. Oh, what joyce!”
Joyce says, “Are you busy tonight John as I have a hard on for you.”
Give a dog a bone [r] Joyce’s dream come true.
It’s all fun and games till someone loses an eye.
Two pricks in view at Waitangi celebration. Third prick too limp to attend.
see john told you they wont gag me
see john told you they wont gag me
“We don’t really need THIS to bugger up New Zealand anyway”
All dick and not enough balls.
what’s-his-name?..’where would you like me to put it..boss..?’
joyce:..’go on..!..grab me by the ears..!’..
joyce at show-and-tell..:..’it’s a plaster-cast of me’..
whats-is-name?..:..’in yr dreams..that’s not how i remember it’..
“The Dildo of Justice”!
He’s blushing
what’s-his-name?:..’can i have one too?’..
joyce:..’who has been messing around in my luggage..?’
joyce:..’later..later..!’..
what’s-his-name? looks on in envy..
joyce:..’this reminds me of the good-times in the young nats’..
Steve Joyce takes it on the chin
joyce closes his eyes and wishes for a big one..
joyce:..’is that you john..?’
joyce face to face with the thrusting urges of neoliberal-capitalism..
dick meets sex-toy..
things got weird when Shonkey chucked his toys out the cot over Waitangi Day.
Steven Joyce – Minister of Reproductive Choice!