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Never a truer word said!
Loving this gig, should have done it years ago but I do miss Paddy.
Photoshop Obama into my golf pics here and here, then forward it to major NZ media outlets…
“Aww, after a few ‘reds’, you know what a sucker I am for dressing up and getting all warm and cosy with minority groups – except this lot don’t look as though they would appreciate a big kiss on the lips.”
I am for Trump!
Did you really think I am an American plant in NZ? Nah, I’m ackchully a top secret double agent!
Well there’s a whole range of factors but my understanding is that the majority of New Zealanders feel that the future is pretty much brighter and I’m comfortable with that
At the end of the day…
Beloved leader hails grateful crowds joyful over brighter future
The Great Dictator Wang Ky Jong greets wealthy, potential land grabbing investor tourists and migrants at Auckland airport.
“Come one, come all, give me your money and I will hand you NZ on a plate, along with Kiwis as your lifelong slaves.”
Jong Kee.
Precious Peoples Popular Party President.
Bye Bye all you sheep shaggers, I can’t believe you fell for it!
Guide me oh, thou great redeemer,
Pilgrim through this barren land…
Well known communist added to Cameron Slater’s list…
Prime Minister describes North Koreans as “truly friendly”…
“Oh my brothers and sisters, I have seen the light! Have you? Have you seen the light?”
Prime Minister starts new round of trade negotiations with China…
“Who wants a medal? We’re givin’ ’em away here free with every sale to the Imperialist Yankees…”
DJ Jong Key hits the Auckland nightclub scene.
John Key tries new career as stunt double….
Dear Leader celebrates development of Methane Bomb. “It’s all in the land, dear children. Keep farming!”
HEY NZ I’M OVER HERE!!!!
CAN YOU SEE THE REAL ME NOW.