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First Lady Melania Trump holds a press conference demanding people stop gossiping about her Husband being Jesus
“And I do consider his Excellency the President of the United States, Mr Barack Obama, to be a personal friend.”
“No way, that’s another thing we have in common.”
jk: ” yeah I sit in like this in the middle and can do richie and dan …. at the same time!”
JK “…… and I’ll get you a part in the next tin tin movie, do you have one of those curved daggers ?
“I’m looking forward to seeing your sheep Mr John. A wise old Arab once said ‘women for babies, boys for pleasure, camels for ecstasy’ and I do believe your fine ewes will be very welcome here…”
“Of course my chair is better than yours. I’m a fucking sheik…”
No your highness I’m not THE baptist…
“Your Majesty, I would like to nominate you for the honour of Knight of the British Empire. That may lend a little dignity to your somewhat arbitrary practice of beheading people. One of our past Kings disposed of two of his six wives by having them beheaded.”
key:..’this is how i give a double-hand-job..’
key:…’there are quite a few bloody new zealanders i would like to execute..i’ve got a list…i keep it in a drawer in my desk..’
‘i myself personally like to execute some of the prisoners.. would you like to execute one..?..i could arrange that for you..’
‘we are going to use your abbattoir to process the corpses of those we execute..please thank the people of new zealand for me..’
‘would you like to see a mass-execution..?..i could arrange that for you..’
“Are you able to send over some of your experienced knife wielding executioners to set up “business” outside Sky City, to make examples of anti TPP protesters, on Thursday 4 February. I will make it well worth your while from NZ taxpayer funds Your Sheikness, Eminence, Honour or whatever you want me to call you.”
“Beheading’s are fun John, you get to watch the family break down in grief. Man it’s such a laugh.
Stakes are awesome too, the death takes days”
Because human rights are a non-issue when it comes to free trade agreements NZ sends its top sociopath to front Saudi talks.
Oooh! Really! I can choose whose head is brought to me on a plate?
I’m not a Jew should I pledge allegiance to Mohamed to curry favours, or offer NZ free instead?
“No no, dear Mr Eminent Shake! Your beheading of 47 of your opponents doesn’t worry me in the least at all! Ackchully, to tell you the truth, the ONLY thing that really really saddens me is that you have hidden your pony tail away from me! Why?”
Please sir, do you mind lifting that rag up a little bit so I can tug at your pony tail for a few seconds? I’ll even gift you two very choice bottles of my wine if you give me that little pleasure.
plus will give you an extra cow, sheep, goat or a humpback camel even!
How many abattoirs do you want?
Sheep?
Money?
Just say the word and it’s all yours!
Can also throw in a few thousand Kiwi TPPA dissenters as entertainment, to add to your decapitation list if you like!
You don’t have to be nervous, everybody gets to kiss my ring.